Health and Transportation: Today, I missed the bus. I ran to the metro station in 45°C heat,... - FML

By Anonymous - 12/07/2018 18:30 - India

Today, I missed the bus. I ran to the metro station in 45°C heat, slipped on dog shit, and fell face-first onto a staircase, breaking my glasses and front left tooth. As I tried to get up, my bag got stuck on the railing and tore. FML

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ChromoTec 24

Monday 2 July 2018 17:34

6 FMLs in one, I hope it worked out okay.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 12 July 2018 15:12

I’m wondering if the consequences you would have suffered from taking your time and showing up late were worse than all the shit you’ve been through...including the literal shit.

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Zambady 11

Thursday 12 July 2018 21:54

I can’t even begin to feel your pain

kazekai8 11

Friday 13 July 2018 7:04

Dam is as bad as my buddy who went through wet puddle, got hit by a bicycle, caught in a hailstorm with no cover, then a angry neighborhood dog chased him for 1 plus miles, and then got bird pooped on his head on his way to work 😣

Davros 12

Friday 13 July 2018 10:32

That sucks. It wa as 105 here in Indiana last week and my bag got stuck to my leg.

cathii_fml 3

Monday 16 July 2018 4:31

I would call it a day honestly

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Today, my neighbor's dog came to visit and I tried to bring him back home like I usually do. Only this time, when I grabbed the dog's collar, they zapped him! And it zapped me! My teeth still hurt! FML

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