Miscellaneous: Today, I missed my train because I was taking a quiz to see what...

I agree with #7. I came across the post a while back, on a Facebook page dedicated to Tumblr. I can't remember the person's username, or else I'd mention it.

haileyrows 26

Friday 5 February 2016 20:28

Clearly OP is not a fruit, but a ******* nut.

_kyleG_ 34

Friday 5 February 2016 20:30

You should have kept your pear of eyes peeled for the train. It's good that you have a zest for something, but orange you worried about being timely?

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