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By Dahlface - 26/04/2016 17:21 - United States - Arlington

Today, I misread an ID and sold alcohol to an underage operative from the department of alcohol and beverage of the state. This is the first time this has happened, I'm a very good employee that my boss adores but because of an honest mistake I'll find out I'm terminated by end of day. FML

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jbuiel123 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:01

Isn't there a big header on top of under 21 licenses that says UNDER 21 LICENSE. And even then how do you not read an age right

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jbuiel123 18

Wednesday 27 April 2016 14:01

Isn't there a big header on top of under 21 licenses that says UNDER 21 LICENSE. And even then how do you not read an age right

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