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By nolovelife - 03/05/2016 12:13 - Netherlands

Today, I met this really cute guy. We danced, talked and hit it off very well. He told me he was 28 (I'm 19) and I said 'wow that's old but I'm fine with it' and I held a monologue about how he would be really old if he would have been 30+. After we kissed, he said: 'I'm actually 33'. FML.

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 4 May 2016 9:42

Since when is 30 "really old?" When I hear really old I think like 70.

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ChristinePi 36

Wednesday 4 May 2016 9:42

Since when is 30 "really old?" When I hear really old I think like 70.

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