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By Darkonian - 17/06/2016 19:08 - Slovakia - Bratislava

Today I met my friend, whom I have been in love with for some time, on the train. Everything was going great, when suddenly, he spotted a hot girl, had me follow her with him to see where she lives and after all that, he told me that I could be his wingman when he asks her out. FML
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GhostFox 33

So... You basically actively assisted someone in stalking another person, and are upset that they don't notice you? Do you see the moral issue here? Why do you even want to date someone that actively stalks people he randomly sees in brief in public? I think you need to sit back and seriously evaluate this relationship before you do something with major consequences out of some vain, unhealthy hope that he'll want to get in your pants.

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GhostFox 33

So... You basically actively assisted someone in stalking another person, and are upset that they don't notice you? Do you see the moral issue here? Why do you even want to date someone that actively stalks people he randomly sees in brief in public? I think you need to sit back and seriously evaluate this relationship before you do something with major consequences out of some vain, unhealthy hope that he'll want to get in your pants.

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