Miscellaneous: Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend....

By aru9 - 12/09/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:14

Jackass.

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"you must be blind to be going out with him." "yeah, she is." *nervous chuckle* "I mean, what does she see in y--" "wait--no,"

Comments

kareltje 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:38

Agree with #115. Unless there were obvious signs of the girl being blind this was totally unfortunate. It's a sense of humor which friends portray among each other, and it's called (self)sarcasm. I do it all the time with my friends.

mandybear562 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:42

Ahh what a jerk.

Ren_Baby 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 11:12

Mistake. You don't meet blind people every day. I'm sure you apologized and after a few moments of awkward silence you got over it. That sucks though.