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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 03:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I met an amazing guy only to find out that he wants to get married right away. When I asked how old he really was he said he was 31 and is a teacher. I'm 17. FML

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watermelon_bae 15

Monday 16 May 2016 19:54

You might want to be careful. He's at least 12 years older than you and you're still a minor. Give yourself a little time before you get married if you do. Otherwise reconsider.

smallandroid 26

Tuesday 17 May 2016 20:45

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watermelon_bae 15

Monday 16 May 2016 19:54

You might want to be careful. He's at least 12 years older than you and you're still a minor. Give yourself a little time before you get married if you do. Otherwise reconsider.

smallandroid 26

Tuesday 17 May 2016 20:45

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