Work: Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired....

By Joel - 25/08/2010 19:13 - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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You deserved it 70 073

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By Sewert_5 - 10/11/2015 16:16

Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

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You deserved it 4 085

By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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You deserved it 49 064

By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 06:40 - United States - Bedford Hills

Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML

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You deserved it 388

Stabie genius

By Terrible Boss - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML

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You deserved it 7 890

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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You deserved it 2 650

Broadcast

By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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You deserved it 27 100

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 819

You deserved it 35 802

Not a good look

By Sean - 07/12/2024 07:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, it's day one of my suspension and probably being fired from my job. Why? I accidentally took a beer out my bag instead of a soda, then got distracted working to make sure everything got done. FML

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You deserved it 603

The buck stops here

By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 089

You deserved it 911

FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:36

then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe

sarahjessie94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:37

What did you do? :S

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Casrein 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:39

jeez these comments stack up quickly

IntoTheNothing 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:40

You can survive! Haha

ArthursLifeSucks 2

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:40

I'd like to know the specifics too. Fess up or YDI.

CoolAsian 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:41

oh wow totally your fault xD

Pary_Poo 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:42

Ooooo. You should be scared.

cademj 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:42

Dumbass.....

keekah 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:43

What a *ss.. I couldn't live with the guilt of knowing that I got seven people fired. I say confess.

Coolerthanutimes 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:43

dick suck, butt ******

xoKylie 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:43

Wow...that must've been a really bad mistake. What did you do??

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:44

it's the eye of the tiger it's the thrill of the fight..

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Not a good look

The buck stops here

FREAKOUT!

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