Work: Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired....

By Joel - 25/08/2010 19:13 - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got seven people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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coolgirl44 3

Friday 27 January 2012 3:54

I'd tell ur boss u did it unless they deserved it or it was an accident or something

lowshadows 21

Tuesday 19 June 2012 8:10

go out the back door.

tarheellover4 2

Wednesday 11 July 2012 17:37

Then tell your boss it was all your fault and to re-hire the people he fire because of YOU!

musical94 0

Friday 20 July 2012 5:04

What did you do?!

the_flirttt 8

Wednesday 1 August 2012 8:42

Jeez what did you do?!

hallix 21

Sunday 19 August 2012 9:11

Huh, that's funny. I think I know you. Dumbass.

redcan3 5

Sunday 16 December 2012 18:55

Call the police then tell your boss it was you who should have been fired.

fizzypops123 12

Wednesday 27 March 2013 14:21

Why didn't you get fired ?

sleepyglowstar 32

Wednesday 24 July 2013 16:04

Why haven't you been fired!!!

Mirakledba 10

Monday 18 November 2013 22:50

jerk...man up

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