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By ShadowReiku - 28/06/2016 15:48 - United States - Bethesda

Today, I'm using the restroom at work when the cleaning lady came in. I'm bladder shy. She won't leave until I'm finished and I can't go until she leaves. FML

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1ronlady 24

Wednesday 29 June 2016 9:20

The toilet cleaner in my office is the same. He's a guy and a girl, he's had altercations wth my colleagues a few times because he will come in and keep cleaning even while you are there. After he was reported, he now waits outside but doesn't help people like me that are bladder shy

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1ronlady 24

Wednesday 29 June 2016 9:20

The toilet cleaner in my office is the same. He's a guy and a girl, he's had altercations wth my colleagues a few times because he will come in and keep cleaning even while you are there. After he was reported, he now waits outside but doesn't help people like me that are bladder shy

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