Animals: Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now...

By pablito - 17/04/2014 10:37 - France - Bron

Today, I'm 25 years old, I've got an education and I only now found out in front of 15 people that, no, sparrows are not small pigeons that are going to grow up. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:36

Just wait until OP finds out that her pet didn't go to live on a farm.

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 17 April 2014 15:37

Somebody tricked you good as a child, didn't they?

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Iguanadon 14

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:04

My boyfriend who is 17 and in college only recently discovered from me that moths aren't just old butterflies

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:08

I am a bit confused...

Saraishi 25

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:22

The two birds don't even look alike...

ulissey_fml 22

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:43

Were they people you knew well ? Did you lose face in front of somebody you fancied...? I'll tell you what : just sparrow me the details.

FimogenFeels 14

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:46

I don't even know exactly what sparrows are (except that they're birds). I've never heard that they're small pigeons that are going I grow up ...

SuperMew 22

Thursday 17 April 2014 22:48

This isn't Pokemon.

kbecks87 16

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:04

What made you think that was the case?

matthew5555555 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:14

They don't have no kill shelters either.

matthew5555555 11

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:16

Do they

vietmanx 10

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:24

Having an "education" doesn't necessarily make a person intelligent.

kittylevin 8

Thursday 17 April 2014 23:55

Someone had Calvin's dad.

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