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By Ideserve54321 - 13/05/2016 00:22 - Colombia - Bogot?

Today, I looked in the mirror and realized that I'm old enough to have wrinkles on my forehead, but not old enough to have free of acne. FML

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Mr_Mole 24

Friday 13 May 2016 14:01

Snap. I'm 35 and still get it.

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Mr_Mole 24

Friday 13 May 2016 14:01

Snap. I'm 35 and still get it.

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