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By CRricker - 28/05/2016 01:51 - United States - Spring

Today, I let my dog out so she could do her business. As some joggers were walking by, my dog became curious and pulled a string from my shorts, therefore making my pants fall down in front of the joggers. I could've worn a belt, but I thought "I'm at home, why should I?" They recorded a video. FML

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lostinthewoods 12

Saturday 28 May 2016 21:38

Why were they recording? Were they recording before this incident happen or did they start recording while it happened? Either way you should ask them to delete the video. Best of luck OP, hopefully UR dog doesn't do it again!

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lostinthewoods 12

Saturday 28 May 2016 21:38

Why were they recording? Were they recording before this incident happen or did they start recording while it happened? Either way you should ask them to delete the video. Best of luck OP, hopefully UR dog doesn't do it again!

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