By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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BlackPowderMedic 5

It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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SkateSolid 4

I believe Star Wars is for nerds. Star Trek is for geeks. Know the difference.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Oh so wrong. There are Star Wars geeks and Star Trek geeks. Being a geek simply means you are really into something to the point of obsesiveness. Google the difference between nerds and geeks, it'll be quite informative.

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Wizzlbang 10

Obviously, if your partner doesn't want to hear you speaking in tongues doing intercourse, they aren't a REAL nerd. MAN I wish this FML had a wedgie button...

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how_to_implode 17

I don't think OP was trying to imply that she wasn't a real nerd, only that no matter her proclaimed level of nerdiness (true or false) she won't be into it.

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VoodooPriestess 16

Different likes and dislikes, but does she know Klingon? I mean you could be insulting her. And it's like German. Not a sexy language. I mean it's all harsh. . . And like sex preferences. Not into roleplayingishness?

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underguarded 20

I don't think any girl is ready for Klingon . It is not a sexy language.

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pandalover69 26

I'm a girl and I LOVE Star Trek but even that would creep me out.

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sssayesss 5

Nerd. . . noun. . . 1. a stupid, irritating, ineffectual, or unattractive person. 2. an intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit: a computer nerd. No where in the definition does it state that I have to be obsessed with Star Wars, Comic Books, Star Trek; and while you may be obsessed with them all, it doesn't make you a bigger nerd than anyone else, just number one.

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