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By glue - 05/09/2018 23:18

Today, I learned that just because you’ve been working on increasing your pain tolerance every day for a decade straight, that does not mean you will not scream like a little girl when you lightly bump your hand on a wall. FML

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Emma Marshall 19

Saturday 8 September 2018 11:27

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 8 September 2018 16:09

If this is the level of your tolerance after a decade, you must have been the only person who could literally be knocked over by a feather when you started this ten years ago. Little kids can take more pain than you.

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