Intimacy: Today, I leaned in to finally kiss my boyfriend of three months....

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2016 15:41 - United States - Marion

Today, I leaned in to finally kiss my boyfriend of three months. He simultaneously chose this time to say he wanted to break up. My little sister was in the room and can't stop laughing. FML

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S0meWhiteKid 5

Sunday 25 December 2016 8:27

I mean I get if she diddnt **** the guy for whatever reason but any type of kissing at all? Seems abit strange.

nonsensical 26

Sunday 25 December 2016 4:31

So... he's been your boyfriend for 3 months and you've never even kissed? Are you sure he was your boyfriend?

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nonsensical 26

Sunday 25 December 2016 4:31

So... he's been your boyfriend for 3 months and you've never even kissed? Are you sure he was your boyfriend?

S0meWhiteKid 5

Sunday 25 December 2016 8:27

I mean I get if she diddnt **** the guy for whatever reason but any type of kissing at all? Seems abit strange.

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