Miscellaneous: Today, I hit 90 consistent hours with no sleep, I was so sleep... - FML

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By Host2phats - 28/04/2016 15:21 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I hit 90 consistent hours with no sleep, I was so sleep deprived that I apparently sprayed the porch of the house we are rebuilding/remodeling for 45 minutes and got into some things. I just woke up and my cars gone, my nana is pissed, I was late to work, & got soaked in the rain. FML

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rodrigun449 16

Friday 29 April 2016 5:19

Well at that point you should probably just go back to sleep to avoid all that

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rodrigun449 16

Friday 29 April 2016 5:19

Well at that point you should probably just go back to sleep to avoid all that

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