Today, I held the door open for my crush in my math class. She... - FML

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By Boobert - 07/12/2018 05:30

Today, I held the door open for my crush in my math class. She told me, "Thank you", then I just followed her up the stairs and down the hallway in silence. That was the first time she ever spoke to me and with only five days left in the semester I feel like I'm making great progess. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 10 December 2018 15:22

Try speaking to her, first. You don't have to blurt out your feelings right away, but a little bit of small talk can help put your foot in the door. No pun intended.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 10 December 2018 15:22

Try speaking to her, first. You don't have to blurt out your feelings right away, but a little bit of small talk can help put your foot in the door. No pun intended.

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