Kids: Today, i had to watch my mentaly challenged uncle and my baby... - FML

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By Tidywider - 03/03/2016 00:43 - United States - Atlanta

Today, i had to watch my mentaly challenged uncle and my baby brother thats 10 months old. I took a nap and not 10 mins into the nap i heard crying in the bathroom. i ran in there with my uncle squirting "Johnson no tears baby shampoo" into the babys eyes... he said it would "stop the tears"fml

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pro_panda_ganda 10

Sunday 15 January 2017 20:06

<p>What's the matter with you? </p> <p>You're lucky something worse didn't happen to the baby. The baby is not so lucky for having such a mentally challenged brother and uncle.</p>

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pro_panda_ganda 10

Sunday 15 January 2017 20:06

<p>What's the matter with you? </p> <p>You're lucky something worse didn't happen to the baby. The baby is not so lucky for having such a mentally challenged brother and uncle.</p>

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