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By wellthishasbeenfun - 07/06/2016 00:33 - Australia - Campbelltown

Today, I had to tell my best friend that her boyfriend tried to hook up with me. Now she says she doesn't know who to believe because he's denying the whole thing. FML.

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massive_kaos 14

Tuesday 7 June 2016 14:50

You should ask her "who's got more to lose?"

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massive_kaos 14

Tuesday 7 June 2016 14:50

You should ask her "who's got more to lose?"

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