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By FML - 13/02/2016 02:35 - United States - Mobile

Today, I had to take a coworker aside and awkwardly let him know he had a dried cum stain down the back of his shirt. FML
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Joe36_fml 17

"A coworker informed me that I had a cum stain on my shirt. I don't know how long it's been there or how it got there. FML"

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XxDanno316xX 27

Kudos to you for discretely helping a guy out to avoid further embarrassment.

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Comments

kokomo777 17

I'm a little concerned that you knew for certain it was cum. How do you know without having been there or touching it?

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tarlax 11

..... It's pretty distinctive.

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andrmac 25

Probably wearing a dark color it is easy to tell from great distance.

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TheNewGuy03 28

OP carries around a substance scanner that detects the composition of various things and determines what it is and immediately alerts him to it. All jokes aside, there would be no way for him to know that unless he surreptitiously approached the dude in question and sniffed it, which would be creepy in itself.

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andrmac 25

Well at least you helped a brother out.

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pleasedie 22

You sure that's what it was ? I once had a similar issue on my pants leg. It was just toothpaste I didn't realize fell.

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RedPillSucks 31

that's my story and I'm sticking to it. (hey, what's that crusty stuff around your mouth?)

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wayytoonaive25 8

How did you know it was cum ? It could've been something else that left a stain.

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mattyiscool123 26

The back of the shirt? How do you do that?

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ham_spam 17

Seen so many people on this ask that question he might have got ****** in the ass and they were using the pullout method lol

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