Work: Today, I had to do a drug test to become full time at my job....

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By Sagedrop - 14/06/2016 17:23 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I had to do a drug test to become full time at my job. I read saying don't flush the toilet or the test would be void. Tell me why my habit of flushing kick in after finishing. FML

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iizzzzyyyyyy 13

Wednesday 15 June 2016 5:13

Flushing away opportunities, I see

tylanol7 12

Friday 17 June 2016 20:37

Muscle memories a bitch eh. Just ask to redo it and go chug a big gulp

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iizzzzyyyyyy 13

Wednesday 15 June 2016 5:13

Flushing away opportunities, I see

tylanol7 12

Friday 17 June 2016 20:37

Muscle memories a bitch eh. Just ask to redo it and go chug a big gulp

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