Today, I had to copy a 20 gigabyte company file onto my phone... - FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2018 00:18 - United States - Belleville

Today, I had to copy a 20 gigabyte company file onto my phone from my PC, which took an hour and fifteen minutes. I immediately found it was in the wrong folder, and I had to wait another hour fifteen for the transfer to complete. My boss took the time from my pay. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 26 November 2018 3:14

I hate it when employers dock pay for something out of their employees' control. So glad I'm the boss.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 26 November 2018 3:14

I hate it when employers dock pay for something out of their employees' control. So glad I'm the boss.

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