By Whoopsie - 25/07/2018 05:00

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Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
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TheUnforgiven 8

I've heard of faking an ****** to make someone feel better but that's a tad excessive.

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Charlie Given 26

That's when ya go get yourself a shirt made saying "I can make my girlfriend cum so hard she seized"😎

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wHSKitty 11

While I’m seeing alot of people be total dicks and day YDI, my question is if OP’s gf is ok

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Zebediabolical 40

...are you sure she's not just allergic to nuts?

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boopingsnoot 24

It is possible to have a semen allergy

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gavanator127 8

Well, on the bright side, you know you’re really good in bed.

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interesting33 36

OlI love the idea of a guy being all sexy and pleasuring his woman in bed, then she has a seizure and he just goes 'whoopsie'. seriously though is your girlfriend alright? what was the cause of her seizure?

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trottay 9

the first phone call was out of concern, the other 37 were to boast

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KIEdekka 14

well, at least you know you're good in bed

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Mickey_Dee_Hobo_ 8

That's not how seizures happen. Theyre caused by sharp flashing lights, repeated noises in a pattern, extreme mental stress, or lack of sleep. Chances are she just happened to have one at the same time. She should see a neurologist immediately

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Xavier K. Valdez 8

Damn, I'd say that is a job well done... lol

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