Today, I had to buy both nit shampoo and deworming tablets online... - FML

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By Mummma - 06/08/2018 17:29

Today, I had to buy both nit shampoo and deworming tablets online (we live remote) for my family, my son won’t stop letting the dog lick his face, and my husband won’t tie my daughters hair up for school, 5 days till the parcel comes in the mail. My head is so itchy ahhhh, FML

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Friday 10 August 2018 18:16

if your daughter has nits WJY won't your husband tie her hair up???

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interesting33 36

Friday 10 August 2018 18:16

if your daughter has nits WJY won't your husband tie her hair up???

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