Love: Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend....

By Shortround - 30/09/2012 12:56 - United States - Wheaton

Today, I had three things stolen: my phone, my iPod, and my girlfriend. All by the same guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 206

You deserved it 2 918

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By ROLLY - 03/03/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend stole a guy's cookie. As revenge, he stole my iPod. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 554

You deserved it 3 927

By TriangularBanana - 06/05/2016 21:45 - United States - Cypress

Today, a girl stole my heart. She also stole my wallet, phone, and keys. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 100

You deserved it 1 597

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

By abdominates - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 408

You deserved it 3 321

By foretwintie - 06/06/2009 11:18 - Canada

Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML

I agree, your life sucks 74 229

You deserved it 8 287

By pillowless - 13/10/2011 14:41 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 988

You deserved it 2 415

By americanized - 22/11/2010 15:25 - Denmark

Today, I helped two people find the central station on my way home. As a thank you, they mugged me and stole my wallet and iPod Touch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 040

You deserved it 4 150

By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 280

You deserved it 3 967

Great timing

By alo1434 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 027

You deserved it 3 380

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 212

You deserved it 2 871

By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 981

You deserved it 24 830

greenie213 23

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:15

Cheer up! Now you can get an iPhone 5!

exzaclee 3

Sunday 30 September 2012 19:16

Phone = iPhone iPod = iPhone Girlfriend = iPhone?

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etnies123 5

Saturday 6 October 2012 21:32

You'll find better

jibjib5th 6

Monday 8 October 2012 5:50

If some guy did that to me, I would hire some thugs to steal his car, trash his house, and beat him up...

ThatGirlPeach 4

Sunday 28 October 2012 2:54

Awww hunni. That's bad =( I'm sorry. But don't worry, a lovely gal will come your way one day. Keep your chin up :)

apab1990 1

Sunday 30 December 2012 0:27

well, i suppose one thing to take away from this is that she's already got his new number.....

preranapachhai 4

Thursday 21 March 2013 3:31

At least u can get a better girl

Nolonger 11

Friday 23 August 2013 2:20

Try punching his face in. In the Bruce Lee movies Bruce does that to solve his problems.

klutz93 7

Tuesday 29 April 2014 22:25

a good girl can't be stolen only a hoe can be

leablade 2

Wednesday 3 September 2014 13:28

BRING HIM TO JUSTICE!!!

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Today, I always thought that my dad never believed in me, but hearing him say it for the first time at 30 was the catalyst for some really hard self-reflection. The fact that I usually bounce all my ideas off him is the hardest to accept. Now who do I share with? FML

I agree, your life sucks 813

You deserved it 147

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 200 873

You deserved it 10 632

Today, my brother threw a mug at my head and threatened to stab anybody who came at him because I woke him up for school. I called the police after threats were thrown at my mom, who then lied to them and said I overreacted. I'm currently getting the silent treatment from my family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 313

You deserved it 439

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How, you may ask? He used the Adult Swim "We should see other people" commercial. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 616

You deserved it 303

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 919

You deserved it 3 207

Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 178

You deserved it 1 136

Same thing different taste

iPod Classic, 7th Gen, 160 Go, the best ever

Great timing

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