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By buh_ree4 - 29/04/2016 02:34 - United States - Washington

Today, I had sex with my coworker. Over the past few weeks, we had been getting closer and I thought he was starting to like me. After we had sex, he told me he thought of me like a sister... I have no idea what to make of that after what had just happened. FML

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CraZCanuck 13

Friday 29 April 2016 13:28

One does not simply have sex with someone and THEN tell them they feel like siblings. He may just be trying to tell you he cares, OP. In a...really awkward, ****** up way

Stoogey 16

Friday 29 April 2016 13:25

That's one hell of a friendzone.

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Stoogey 16

Friday 29 April 2016 13:25

That's one hell of a friendzone.

CraZCanuck 13

Friday 29 April 2016 13:28

One does not simply have sex with someone and THEN tell them they feel like siblings. He may just be trying to tell you he cares, OP. In a...really awkward, ****** up way

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