Intimacy: Today, I had sex for the first time lying on a deck chair outside... - FML

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By Exposed - 10/12/2016 07:32

Today, I had sex for the first time lying on a deck chair outside of a house party. Just as I reach the point of no return from oral, someone walked past. In darkness I wasn't worried, but they activated a motion sensitive light, meaning that all my friends saw me climax. FML

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gahro_nahvah 10

Sunday 11 December 2016 12:30

I would say you kind of deserve it for doing it at a house party. You had to know it wasn't going to be very private.

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gahro_nahvah 10

Sunday 11 December 2016 12:30

I would say you kind of deserve it for doing it at a house party. You had to know it wasn't going to be very private.

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