Love: Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying....

By Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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By moneyman - 05/01/2020 20:00

Today, I went on a date with a beautiful woman I had recently met. Great food, great conversation, and a great connection. That is, until she revealed that she is a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 03:21 - France

Today, my first and only true date ended with the girl saying, "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian." FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I saw my crush for the first time since she rejected me and said she was a lesbian. The man she was passionately making out with in the dining hall would state quite the opposite. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2018 15:00

Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML

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By Sub - 04/12/2009 01:14 - United States

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 04:58 - United States - Latrobe

Today, for the first time in my life, a girl hit on me. Specifically, a lesbian who thought I was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 23:00 - Canada

Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML

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By imafunguy - 05/10/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

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alien_bow 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:41

Shouldn't assume you're going to get married like that, since your tone seems to indicate this was your first date. However, it's really wrong of the girl to just play you like that, and then adding insult to injury...FYL.

imagineyesterday 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 9:44

#1, what, like there's some infallible way to distinguish homosexual folks from everyone else? :P

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melh2o 0

Friday 17 April 2009 6:29

ouchhh D:

Caffinated 0

Friday 17 April 2009 8:23

to all the posters who said 'Maybe she'd share' she would not share if she was a Lesbian. Gosh, that's such a retarded male fantasy. But she'd still make a great wingman, and at least it sounds like she still wants to be your friend.

MandM44 0

Friday 17 April 2009 14:46

this is fake...

pat_mac 0

Friday 17 April 2009 21:29

Thank you #53. We need more rational intelligent people who are interested in a person's identity and self when it comes to sex, rather than just "getting laid".

skateboarder0297 0

Friday 17 April 2009 23:02

lol, a lesbian beat u @ hookin up wid sum1 STRAIGHT?!?!?! u seriously need help

buffalosaurus 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 3:46

i think the really weird thing here is that you thought you were going to marry her. sounds like you barely knew her, chum

crazytom731 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:16

kind of the same happened with me but not marriage just maybe interesting enough to have a normal relationship with... and she didn't challenge me to making out with a girl...

remiss 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 22:28

That's one of the harshest things i've heard!

ammali 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:00

That's rough, sounds like she's kind of a bitch for letting you pay the tab and then ditching you that way, and THEN making the bet on top of the rejection. So you're better off without someone that callous. Does sound like she's a proper lesbian though, since usually I'd think only a man would do something that insensitive.