Today, I had a meeting with my company’s founder. On the way... - FML

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By Bad first impression - 22/07/2018 09:39 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I had a meeting with my company’s founder. On the way to my office some idiot threw a slash at me and ruined my suit. Not wanting to be late, I changed into the only clothes I had. That’s how I met my founder wearing a T-shirt, shorts, and flip flops while everyone else wore a suit. FML.

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interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:44

What's a slash? also I keep seeing FMLs from Whitby. are there many incidents there or is it the same person?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 24 July 2018 14:04

Was he impressed that you were beach body ready?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 24 July 2018 14:04

Was he impressed that you were beach body ready?

interesting33 36

Tuesday 24 July 2018 16:44

What's a slash? also I keep seeing FMLs from Whitby. are there many incidents there or is it the same person?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 30 July 2018 19:16

Blame Canada.

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