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By ShitStorm - 02/06/2016 13:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I got up super early to study for my exam and drank about 4 cups of coffee. About half way through my exam, I got the coffee shits and spent almost the rest of the exam in the bathroom, rendering my early study session worthless. FML
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GhostFox 33

I had a longer comment typed up but apparently FML said "**** you" and didn't actually post it despite saying that it did. So instead I'll say to take this and use it as a lesson as to why you should improve your studying and test taking habits. Study more often (three to four times a week, about 30-45 minutes in one sitting with a fifteen minute break before studying another 30-45 minutes.) Make a review guide that you can go over the night before the test, and once or twice the day of the test. Eat a filling but easy dinner the night before, try to got to sleep at a decent hour, have a light breakfast the morning of the test. If you usually have caffeine in the morning, stick to your usual intake, don't drink more than you usually would. Caffeine and heavy foods will increase both the risk of stomach upset and the severity of stomach upset, should it occur. If stomach upset keeps occurring before, during, or after tests and exams, see a doctor about it. You may have a stress-triggered digestive track disorder like IBS.

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GhostFox 33

I had a longer comment typed up but apparently FML said "**** you" and didn't actually post it despite saying that it did. So instead I'll say to take this and use it as a lesson as to why you should improve your studying and test taking habits. Study more often (three to four times a week, about 30-45 minutes in one sitting with a fifteen minute break before studying another 30-45 minutes.) Make a review guide that you can go over the night before the test, and once or twice the day of the test. Eat a filling but easy dinner the night before, try to got to sleep at a decent hour, have a light breakfast the morning of the test. If you usually have caffeine in the morning, stick to your usual intake, don't drink more than you usually would. Caffeine and heavy foods will increase both the risk of stomach upset and the severity of stomach upset, should it occur. If stomach upset keeps occurring before, during, or after tests and exams, see a doctor about it. You may have a stress-triggered digestive track disorder like IBS.

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