Love: Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend...

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By Noname - 02/02/2013 19:23 - United States

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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HAnkYPoo 0

Tuesday 3 February 2009 18:27

I just hope your boyfriend is banging someone else.

starberries 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 4:19

I hope her boyfriend is banging the same guy.

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shitshit_fml 5

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:02

I'm pretty sure an affair is when your married. Close though

Korosuhito 26

Sunday 30 June 2013 16:25

For shame.

MichaelSmith 4

Tuesday 2 July 2013 7:55

S. L. U. T.

pinguino3669_fml 23

Thursday 11 July 2013 7:01

It wouldn't have been so awkward if you weren't cheating!

acid_moose 7

Tuesday 23 July 2013 18:35

******* DIRTY *****.

pedinhuh 23

Tuesday 23 July 2013 21:57

I sincerely hope that you are alone now, cheating ****.

PiQo 6

Wednesday 24 July 2013 5:59

Way to be a *****!

picklesnifferr 4

Thursday 25 July 2013 3:32

Thinking about someone having an affair for 6 months makes me want to give them a big bowl of "**** You" Stew.

mcrgirl228 8

Sunday 28 July 2013 7:48

You deserved it, *****

kevykevv 10

Monday 5 August 2013 5:00

you naughty wanker

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