613tanner - 19/05/2011 05:30

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML
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sxe_beast 11

Were you driving a DeLorean?

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llCHR15ll 0

you didn't engage the flux capacitor. hopefully you will learn from this crucial mistake.

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CaliGali 9

of course he's going to give you a ticket public safty is more important to him that your late ass

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rhpsfan9 10

Yea I don't find it funny either. If it was a state cop then jokes aren't your best solution.

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lopez1222 3

niiiiice bro! hahaha made my day!

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MRobvious750 0

Were I the cop I would have let you go OP, that bastard obviously didn't have a good sense of humor.

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missmaryb 0

You're an asshole. If you want to risk your own life, go do it in a way that you're not risking everyone else's too. And your comment to the cop, although I dislike most cops, just makes you look like an idiot.

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malters 9

and your comment on FML, although I dislike most people, just makes you look like an idiot

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lolol_BKYCHO 3

I liked your answer. I've heard if you're going more than 20mph over the speed limit they can take you to jail. I'm not sure if this is true.

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jvillan87 5

25 mph over the speed limit is considered reckless driving.

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jvillan87 5

25 mph over the speed limit is considered reckless driving.

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Ludovit 2

Yeah, YDI, but you also deserve kudos on a very funny line that took very quick thinking ...

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