Miscellaneous: Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn...

By Anonymous - 13/11/2011 08:40 - Canada

Today, I got home late to find my dad outside mowing the lawn in the dark. I told him the neighbors were going to think he lost his marbles for mowing it at that time. He then informed me he wasn't mowing it, he was vacuuming it. FML

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FUUUandyourmom 16

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:12

Was he drunk?

Poetaster 10

Sunday 13 November 2011 16:12

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Comments

Mipz 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:03

Oookay...

EllyMo 15

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:06

Did no one ask him why? JUSTIFY YOUR ACTIONS!

loveanthony645 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:08

How is that a FYL? It should be FHL

loveanthony645 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:08

How is that a FYL? It should be FHL

audiophileMom 11

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:10

Added to favourites!

japtch 15

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:23

Cool story bro.

irimalovecheer98 5

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:11

Thts stupid

KTFlaSh96 2

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:20

Drunk much?

Enslaved 36

Sunday 13 November 2011 17:20

Why does everyone think the dad is crazy? Since when do vacuum cleaners and lawnmowers sound the same? Dad was probably just sucking up the leaves with the "lawnmower" using the leaf catching bag. I'd call that vacuuming the lawn too. OP, count your lucky stars it's not you out there with a rake.