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By StillInterestedAnyways - 19/11/2018 13:53 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I got a text from a friend saying "I had a dream about you last night." I jokingly replied "How ominous, I hope it wasn't a sexual dream." It was a sexual dream. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 23 November 2018 2:30

I'm calling pot and kettle on this. You did the exact same thing to me last week. In graphic detail!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 4:18

Don't worry. I'm not going to reveal what you said. I'm a gentleman.

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sunnyray812 42

Thursday 22 November 2018 18:34

I'm sure we all had sex dreams about our friends no matter how much we do or don't see them in that light. Still doesn't mean it was appropriate for your friend to share it with you.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Friday 23 November 2018 2:30

I'm calling pot and kettle on this. You did the exact same thing to me last week. In graphic detail!

sunnyray812 42

Friday 23 November 2018 3:05

Noooo! Don't tell me! 😂

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 November 2018 4:18

Don't worry. I'm not going to reveal what you said. I'm a gentleman.

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