Intimacy: Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex...

By minecraftwilldie - 02/06/2011 16:52 - United States

Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 23:30

Correction: he's a creeper.

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likeabaws 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 4:50

considering your name has the word "minecraft" in it,I don't think it matters.

curlyfry33 8

Wednesday 8 June 2011 6:40

i literaly just got off it and was guna check fml before i go to bed and i have been playing it this hole day! seriously get it

shenequa 2

Wednesday 8 June 2011 9:10

I'm 23and ******* love minecraft and my xbox. my girl friend loves it too i jad to spend like 7 hrs installing mods for her so Shen oils have a unicorn from moar creatures and yes im a guy the user name is my YouTube name