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By bellikovruz - 28/05/2016 01:07 - United States - Cincinnati

Today,I found out why my boyfriend has not talked to me in two weeks. He was texting his ex and forgot to text me FML

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Fenbrae 17

Saturday 28 May 2016 16:14

I doubt that he is boyfriend material if he "forgets" to text his girlfriend for two weeks. Sounds to me like he is still digging his ex.

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Fenbrae 17

Saturday 28 May 2016 16:14

I doubt that he is boyfriend material if he "forgets" to text his girlfriend for two weeks. Sounds to me like he is still digging his ex.

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