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Anonymous - 20/06/2009 08:02 - United States

Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML

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Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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Jade - 25/04/2011 13:49 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML

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MichiganExile - 31/01/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

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Anonymous - 16/04/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML

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J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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smh - 03/11/2015 20:04 - United States - Beulah

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML

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Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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Doggotmytongue - 12/02/2013 21:50 - United States - Peoria

Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML

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HashimotoGirl - 02/11/2023 07:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I found out my “boyfriend” is going out with me because he feels sorry for me. He and his friends have a group chat where they call me “Miss Piggy” and post fat jokes about me. I have a thyroid condition and hurt both my knees in an accident, so it’s really hard for me to be in shape. FML

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LuckyCharms_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:37

"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more

lo_k 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 15:38

he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.

xxComatosexx56 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:13

Ha, i just found out the same thing for my bf. the only difference is it wasnt for a contest.. ....he was just that desperate.

Shlizabeth 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:22

I'm gonna have to agree with all the "Love of your life and 2 weeks" comments. That's not how it happens. Everyone who's calling your "Boyfriend" a loser is wrong, it's you. And everyone who says to "Dump his sorry @ss," they were never really dating, it was a joke between him and his friends, and he probably broke up with her by telling her that he was only dating her because of a bet.

glassjaw_90 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:28

YDI for saying love of your life after two weeks. Damn, a hot dog contest. Shit happens.

TheBigGamer 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:29

YDI for being an idiot and thinking you are in love after 2 f'in weeks. Also: LOL @ him for not being able to down 10 hotdogs, unless they are those 1lb franks, then kudos to him for at least trying

NotTheAverage 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:32

10 hotdogs... with, or without the buns?

themixedt4pe 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:33

I'm with the love of MY life, but I certainly didn't know that after we dated for only two weeks! I was tempted to put YDI, but you being desperate doesn't really have much to do with your boyfriend only dating you because he lost a bet.

omgitsafly 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:35

love of your life after only two weeks? well hey, look on the bright side. maybe your story will be similar to the plot of "she's all that".

RedBlueGreenDot 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:36

holy crap, i hate this new system.

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Saturday 20 June 2009 17:36

Nice name? O:

Jackie10 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 17:39

um, how long have you been in love with him? because if it was only 2 weeks, its probably infatuation, dont worry. you'll get over it, and sooner or later karma will come around, that asshole will get what he deserved.