By kit_kat14 - 19/02/2010 14:27 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML
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KnFML 5

ouch! I dont get why some people are such jerks squirting at their gf's eyes

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hahaha I'm sorry for you OP but that's a tad funny. tell him "finish somewhere else or I'm spitting it back."

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lunarstarfox 6

I cant swallow either, i throw up if i do.

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madyeti 0

Pretend to swallow and snowball his dumb ass!

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twistedsamuelle 0

I've swallowed before, but when I've wanted to and was ready to- my bf never asked me to. If he actually gives you the THREAT of squirting it in your eye- he's a mega-asshole (who also takes sexist Facebook pages seriously) and maybe you should consider dumping him.

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tayza249 20

tell him to finish somewhere else, or you'll spit it in HIS eye! see how he likes it

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epicepidural 2

should of swallowed. smh

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deviable 9

Join a group called " get that out of my face or I'll cut it off".

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The_9th_Doctor 18

so just swallow

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