Intimacy: Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms....

By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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Thursday 5 April 2012 16:18

Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?

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TheOtherNewest1 6

Friday 6 April 2012 7:39

I'm sure raping him will help.

MurderdollXMike 2

Friday 6 April 2012 8:46

Maybe he took the movie Decoys too seriously

annagilbert 6

Friday 6 April 2012 9:04

doesn't matter, had sex?

Neongirl2015 3

Friday 6 April 2012 9:07

@125, it is not a real condition.

Neongirl2015 3

Friday 6 April 2012 9:07

@125, it is not a real condition.

misshighjinks 5

Friday 6 April 2012 12:27

Um thats wierd, but maybe talk to him about it?

krewer21 1

Friday 6 April 2012 12:29

Smart man! Give em an O, they want the world!!!

Taymah49 7

Friday 6 April 2012 14:06

Good luck on that one

dr00ms 0

Friday 6 April 2012 15:18

Lmfao , oh my god

Dcm210 19

Friday 6 April 2012 17:23

wtf,I would've kept going. Something is wrong with him.

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