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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 15:37 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I found out my roommate spits the mouthwash back into the bottle after he gargles. FML

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By shittysituation - 05/01/2015 06:27 - United States - Milpitas

Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

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DocBastard 38

Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:51

As long as it isn't a communal bottle of mouthwash, you're probably fine. If it is, WHY THE **** ARE YOU SHARING MOUTHWASH?

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Tuesday 20 March 2012 18:50

I wonder what else he spits.

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Infinite_Shadow 1

Wednesday 21 March 2012 8:40

Extra Clean

nottyfafa 2

Wednesday 21 March 2012 9:28

thts jst wrooong

MEM0817 18

Wednesday 21 March 2012 10:22

At least he's going green and recycling.

stargirl19 2

Thursday 22 March 2012 4:20

Wtf?

BlAzEtHiS 0

Thursday 22 March 2012 9:38

Thats why you use YOUR OWN ORAL HYGIENE PRODUCTS.

CharliesCool2084 8

Saturday 24 March 2012 0:06

So everyday he washes his mouth with his own saliva? Nice.

lolsummer69 3

Sunday 25 March 2012 4:00

That is disgusting.

LARKIN12 3

Sunday 25 March 2012 18:49

That is distugsting!

mojo87 14

Monday 26 March 2012 1:55

Let's hope he doesn't use Jack Daniels.

TarieBoo 2

Monday 26 March 2012 2:02

hmmm she didnt notice that the mouthwash was never goind down?

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