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By Mara Thurman - 08/07/2018 04:36

Today, I found out from my boyfriend that I not only talk in my sleep, but I also get up turn the lights on frightened and claim there are spiders coming off the ceiling and crawling on me. This wasn’t the first time. It’s been several. We are remodeling, he says he wants separate beds to sleep in. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

If this is something that keeps happening, you might want to talk to a therapist.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

If this is something that keeps happening, you might want to talk to a therapist.

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