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Brinty - 24/10/2009 04:26 - Australia

Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML

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- 18/01/2017 20:00

Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML

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fledermausi - 12/06/2012 13:02 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, I came home to my boyfriend emptying his bowels into my aquarium. FML

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SydIsPrettyCool - 04/08/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML

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Anonymous - 16/02/2021 20:01

Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML

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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML

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fish killer - 08/02/2013 03:58 - Canada

Today, I bought a fish. I put the tank on top of the fridge so my cat wouldn't get at it. I'd forgotten to buy some things for its tank, so I quickly ran out to get them. When I got home, I saw the tank destroyed on the floor, and my cat devouring my fish. I had the fish for less than an hour. FML

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gimmeasalad - 21/04/2012 06:01 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

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Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, I received a few new fish for my aquarium as presents for my birthday. It just so happened that these fish were carrying diseases that left me with a tank full of dead fish. Happy birthday. FML

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My regret

regret - 30/12/2019 01:00 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML

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dEpPrEsSeDgIrL - 11/11/2009 11:28 - United States

Today, my dad decided to clean my 20 gallon fish tank. I had 6 fish. One of them was called a transparent fish, clear with a bright orange tail, which was my favorite. My dad didn't see it, and dumped the water out along with it. FML

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Talihintti 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 12:36

at least he died happy.

perdix 29

Saturday 24 October 2009 19:11

That's funny because I piss on my crabs all the time and they are still living happily in my crotch.

Ultimate_Cynic 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 8:38

Wow. I was expecting a torrent of "YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DUMP HIM BECAUSE HE MADE A MISTAKE HURRR" replies, but there's only a few. Wow.

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 25 October 2009 9:08

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DUMP HIM BECAUSE HE MADE A MISTAKE HURRR Better now?

ianasacreep 1

Monday 26 October 2009 0:46

aww thats sad

EveryDayJackAss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 7:07

i wonder what happens if i put weed inside my fish tank.........

containsnosoy 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 17:16

You make it sound as if you stood there and just watched.

Zer0_Zer0 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 18:29

But then again she makes it seem like she did quite the opposite, she says "I found" so she was probably unaware

bmarek10 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 8:55

Im sorry your fish died, but I am sitting here trying to picture a drunk fish and to me it is absolutely hilarious!! His last few hours must have been fun...