Miscellaneous: Today, I forgotten bring a towel into the bathroom when I took... - FML

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By thecolorabi - 24/06/2016 13:20 - United Kingdom - Rotherham

Today, I forgotten bring a towel into the bathroom when I took a bath. my boyfriend's mum is deaf and his dad is ignoring me. it's been over a hour already... FML

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EastCoastLez 14

Saturday 25 June 2016 3:33

Sweetie... You walked into that room with clothes on. Put those clothes back on for literally 12 seconds while you walk out to grab a towel. This isn't rocket science.

smallandroid 26

Saturday 25 June 2016 2:32

...and you're still not dry yet? Are there no hand towels in there? Toilet paper?

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smallandroid 26

Saturday 25 June 2016 2:32

...and you're still not dry yet? Are there no hand towels in there? Toilet paper?

EastCoastLez 14

Saturday 25 June 2016 3:33

Sweetie... You walked into that room with clothes on. Put those clothes back on for literally 12 seconds while you walk out to grab a towel. This isn't rocket science.

anon133744x 5

Tuesday 28 June 2016 2:19

An hour in the bathroom is more than enough time to be dry. I used to shower without using a towel at all, it's not really an inconvenience until you make it once.

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