Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an...

By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By FUKDOUG - 15/01/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 11:22 - Australia

Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML

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Unreasonable

By Fuck off, teacher - 17/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML

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Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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bobdole 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:09

tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff

sillypiper 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:44

haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?

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janamarie27 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:47

My boyfriend did that and his teacher didn't notice...

MidnaLink 33

Thursday 3 May 2012 6:28

Lucky

NaN101 27

Sunday 14 April 2013 11:42

That teacher deserves a medal! *duh

DavyBright 0

Sunday 6 May 2012 23:52

he should just say he types it from his iphone lol

alynarodriguez57 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 22:20

OMG.

hazins 2

Sunday 27 May 2012 6:53

You could just say that you sent it with your phone using the 3G network and not your internet.

caplox 6

Wednesday 30 May 2012 3:24

you told her this the day it was due? if so, you couldve said your internet wasnt working the night before

funnytruth 0

Saturday 2 June 2012 18:33

Dumb ass

karman850 7

Wednesday 6 June 2012 21:47

That's exactly what my cousin did but got an English paper...

chrystalthequeen 8

Monday 11 June 2012 8:25

Lmao! But YDI for lying about doing your homework. You shoulda just done the work. Or told her in person your Internet wasn't working…

AudreyA_fml 2

Tuesday 12 June 2012 18:20

Just tell her you sent it from your phone

Cskier 3

Sunday 17 June 2012 15:38

Explain that you wrote your email on your 3G iPhone!!!

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

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