Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an...

By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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You deserved it 18 338

By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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You deserved it 50 628

By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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You deserved it 7 558

By FUKDOUG - 15/01/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

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You deserved it 28 472

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 11:22 - Australia

Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML

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You deserved it 9 992

Unreasonable

By Fuck off, teacher - 17/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML

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You deserved it 120

Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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bobdole 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:09

tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff

sillypiper 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:44

haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?

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ilikeTRAINS123 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 0:36

am i on the top?

skid1996 0

Saturday 20 March 2010 9:07

what? did u even read the fml?

devvie 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 23:45

I like pie

nemohazADDlama 0

Monday 22 March 2010 3:51

DUMBASS

XCaLX_fml 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 3:01

its called a fone anywho y does it mateer if ur internet isnt working u can send an email form so many places u couldnt have gotten kicked out

ownage24 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 6:25

lmfao

jacsamm 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 21:11

that was nice . I'm in ur class it's Sam

arvind0602 1

Thursday 25 March 2010 21:38

Fuh........fuh.......fuh.........FAILURE!!!!!!

stfubp 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 5:51

no it wouldn't, online school r gay

Dommy 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 16:44

fail

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Today, unbeknownst to me, my wife cancelled our airplane tickets because she didn't want to face her fear of flying like we had agreed. Now, we're going to have to take another week off so I can drive 3000 miles cross country, while she sleeps in the shotgun seat because her licence expired. FML

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Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

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Same thing different taste

Unreasonable

Slacking

C'est la langue de l'amour!

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