Miscellaneous: Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an...

By ihavepinkbackpac - 28/02/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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By lauren555 - 27/03/2009 03:38 - United States

Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML

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By copycat - 19/03/2015 05:05 - United States - Norco

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

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You deserved it 50 628

By BadStuden - 05/10/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By FUKDOUG - 15/01/2009 01:47 - Canada

Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML

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You deserved it 28 472

By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 11:22 - Australia

Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML

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Unreasonable

By Fuck off, teacher - 17/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML

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Slacking

By peachmelba - 01/02/2011 20:26 - Denmark

Today, I spent most of the day doing a project for school. When I finished, I got a call from my project partner. She couldn't finish her part because her internet didn't work. When I finally finished everything, I went on Facebook. She was on Facebook too. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML

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C'est la langue de l'amour!

By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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bobdole 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 23:09

tell her your ISP mistakenly blocked ports 80, 8080,8000, etc. so you could still e-mail but not use http stuff

sillypiper 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 8:44

haha you think a retard who would email that to his teacher would be smart enough to make up that shit about ports and http?

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syrup21 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 17:13

what a dumb ass

ASA5G 2

Wednesday 9 December 2009 1:41

i dont know what to say. except the fact you are by far one of the most dumb ass people ive ever seen.

reddevilspal 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 5:16

epic fail.

happyhak 5

Tuesday 15 December 2009 0:13

Ha ha! This is so funny! lol, YDI though

UndeadShaggydoo 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 6:47

Hahahah you ******* ****

rosie14 9

Tuesday 29 December 2009 8:11

What does MLIA mean

raseanador 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 6:53

well. ..he could have sent it from his phone I guess, but the OP deserved it 10×

NIRVANAfan123 0

Friday 1 January 2010 1:26

say u wer using a fone that can send emails (iphone blackberry etc.) problem solved.

J4cks0n 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 7:41

You've learned the lesson than?

nava21 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 11:09

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