Today, I finished my business with my fleshlight and went to... - FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 21:58

Today, I finished my business with my fleshlight and went to take a shower and clean it. As I walked into my bathroom my doorbell rang and I hurry up and hide my fleshlight under my bathroom sink (in the cabinet), wrap a towel around myself and walk out to greet whoever was at my door. I open the door and I'm met with an electrician who needs to check up on my water meter. All flustered I just let him in (I live in an apartment so he pretty much knows where everything is)... He walked... directly... to the fucking cabinet and opened it wide. I turned around and walked into another room and just waited for him to leave. One minute pass and I hear him say "Yup, that's all done" and I just yell "Thank you!" from my room as he leaves my apartment. I returned to the bathroom and cleaned my fleshlight. Then took a 30 minute bath, staring at the ground, just evaluating my life. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 29 May 2019 17:43

Who knows, you might have given him an idea, or he may not even know what a fleshlight is.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Wednesday 29 May 2019 17:43

Who knows, you might have given him an idea, or he may not even know what a fleshlight is.

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