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By Anonymous - 12/07/2018 02:31

Today, I finally decided to try and build a relationship with my dad, who my mom threw out years ago when I was still a baby. When I looked him up to see where he lived now, the first result was his obituary. He died five years ago. Nobody told me. FML

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chris_lillo 15

Friday 13 July 2018 21:24

I'm so sorry OP. Maybe they didn't know either?

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chris_lillo 15

Friday 13 July 2018 21:24

I'm so sorry OP. Maybe they didn't know either?

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