Miscellaneous: Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up...

By Victor - 09/09/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I fell asleep in my last period class. When I woke up my teacher said "you missed your bus". I grabbed all my stuff and ran out the room. My class mates were standing outside the class laughing. We still had an hour left in class. FML

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music87 14

Friday 30 September 2011 8:16

If I were a teacher, I would do the same thing. :)

deviant96 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 6:07

Teacher-1 You-Fail

awesomeboii 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 22:09

I would so do that.

funfactor 3

Tuesday 24 January 2012 6:24

I am so going to try this when I get back to school after winter break.

newburton13 26

Saturday 25 February 2012 6:09

Well that was rude.

fml_mu 10

Thursday 1 March 2012 9:28

Wow, that's a cool teacher!!! He really knows how to teach kids a lesson!!! ;)

kiddfillyy 1

Wednesday 16 May 2012 6:20

My last period teacher throws markers at me if I fall asleep.

Animemaster 3

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:17

Your teacher wouldn't happen to be Mr.Depies and your last class wouldn't happen to be physics would it?

merrielp 13

Wednesday 6 June 2012 8:50

Nice prank. Kudos to the teacher.

Jewbenita 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 7:21

serves you right for falling asleep in class haha

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